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[youjustgot]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, MERLIN. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 135.18.129.14 *** Merlin has joined 135.18.129.14 <merlinofcourse> ⌁˚⊹ You have reached Prince Merlin ⊹˚⌁ <merlinofcourse> I know how to use computers now~

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[epitaffio]

Huh?? That doesn't make any sense.
She's got plenty of reasons to hate ME, so I figured you had to have pissed her off pretty majorly too.

[youjustgot]

Believe me, I have never been more innocent.

[epitaffio]

Look, are you SURE you didn't do anything?
If you met any pink bears, that was probably her.

[Why anyone would deliberately piss off a bear is beyond him, but he's just covering his bases here.]

[youjustgot]

I think I'd remember if I've met any pink bears, and I certainly have not.

[Aaaaannnnnnd adding "pink bear curse" to transformations he's glad he's avoided.]

I'm fairly new to the peninsula, sooooo yeah. Don't think I've had the time to upset her any sooner.

[epitaffio]

[... Huh.]

What about regular girls with pink hair?
I think she looks more human during the day, so you could have missed the ears.

[youjustgot]

...I have never met a person with pink hair in my life.

[epitaffio]

Wait, really?
Now that's just weird.

[youjustgot]

No kidding. This would be where the problem stems from, none of it makes any sense.

[epitaffio]

[He DID mean the fact that Merlin has never met anybody with pink hair - it's not that rare of a colour! - but that's a bit beside the point, he'll admit.]

Anyway... Sorry to bother you.

[youjustgot]

[Haha, pink hair is so silly, how many people could possibly have pink hair here?????]

Well, you didn't spend a great deal trying to tear me apart for no reason, so that's better than what I can say about some people.

[epitaffio]

Why would I do that?? I don't even know you

[youjustgot]

Now if only more people thought this way, including your wonderful pink bear.

[epitaffio]

Don't say it like that!