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[youjustgot]

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backdated to merlin's post. maybe this IS on his post and it's just here for convenience?? handwaves

[epitaffio]

Hey, can I ask you something?
What did you do to Trish?

I'm so sorry his response is immediately stupid

[youjustgot]

Who is Trish?

i'm so glad

[epitaffio]

zigazigah

[youjustgot]

[Merlin stares at the screen for a second or two, trying to decipher the keysmash that's supposedly an answer. Is...is that supposed to be a word- OH! No! It's a username. It just isn't capitalized, which somehow makes a huge difference.

Let's see, whose username was that again...


....oh.]

Ah, okay, yes, I committed quite the terrible crime, you see. I asked her to be nice to me.

[epitaffio]

[Forgive Doppio. He very much assumed Merlin and Trish had at least MET before.]

No, I mean before that.
Why was she so mad at you in the first place?

[youjustgot]

Before that?! There hasn't BEEN a before that!!

[So, um, surprise!]

I have no idea why she just decided she immediately hated me. Maybe she has something against Welsh names, I couldn't begin to tell you!

[epitaffio]

Huh?? That doesn't make any sense.
She's got plenty of reasons to hate ME, so I figured you had to have pissed her off pretty majorly too.

[youjustgot]

Believe me, I have never been more innocent.

[epitaffio]

Look, are you SURE you didn't do anything?
If you met any pink bears, that was probably her.

[Why anyone would deliberately piss off a bear is beyond him, but he's just covering his bases here.]

[youjustgot]

I think I'd remember if I've met any pink bears, and I certainly have not.

[Aaaaannnnnnd adding "pink bear curse" to transformations he's glad he's avoided.]

I'm fairly new to the peninsula, sooooo yeah. Don't think I've had the time to upset her any sooner.

[epitaffio]

[... Huh.]

What about regular girls with pink hair?
I think she looks more human during the day, so you could have missed the ears.

[youjustgot]

...I have never met a person with pink hair in my life.

[epitaffio]

Wait, really?
Now that's just weird.

[youjustgot]

No kidding. This would be where the problem stems from, none of it makes any sense.

[epitaffio]

[He DID mean the fact that Merlin has never met anybody with pink hair - it's not that rare of a colour! - but that's a bit beside the point, he'll admit.]

Anyway... Sorry to bother you.

[youjustgot]

[Haha, pink hair is so silly, how many people could possibly have pink hair here?????]

Well, you didn't spend a great deal trying to tear me apart for no reason, so that's better than what I can say about some people.

[epitaffio]

Why would I do that?? I don't even know you

[youjustgot]

Now if only more people thought this way, including your wonderful pink bear.

[epitaffio]

Don't say it like that!